OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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