if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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