yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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