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say what?
wanna hang out?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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