how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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