Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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