He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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