I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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