he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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