So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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