Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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