I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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