All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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