You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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