Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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