How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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