I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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