Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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