Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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