So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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