People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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