Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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