biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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