thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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