I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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