Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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