I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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