yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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