is your mom at the bar?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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