Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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