My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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