carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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