Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize