i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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