come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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