i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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