their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The power of my boobs compel you
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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