who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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