worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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