I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
two words: eviction party
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Randomize
