I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
