Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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