return my video game
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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