I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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