I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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