Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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