so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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