Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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