Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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