3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Someone signed my nipple.
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