It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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