Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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