We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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