Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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