Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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