I forgot how hot balto sounded
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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