I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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