are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
tell me about the fingering
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